Join the Chicks United National  Theater for an all-girl talent  show and holiday party. CUNT  Yearbooks will distributed  featuring each talented broad.

 The show will begin with the  bookish types, after all,  READING IS SEXY.  And will  climax with a striptease, and  end with some comedy.  There  will be pie baking, song  singing, and after the show, we  will sock hop like we’re fresh  oughtta Compton.

Address: 132 N. 5th Street (right off the Bedford L and on the corner of Bedford & N. 5th)

When: 8 PM Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Who: Chick UNITED National Theater

????: 713.628.0017

@#)@#(FUCKMEAPWESA##: ChicksUnitedNationalTheater@gmail.com

HI gurls!

So, for the yearbook/zine at the CUNT party, I need a high school photo of you, a quote and what you think you will be when you are old.

Feel free to answer as your emo high school self or as a self-realized retrospective.

LOOOOVEEEE YOU

First CUNT party will occur on December 15th (for now) in Williamsburg.  It will take place on the roof of 132 N. 5th Street.

To give you a gist of of participation, I will read my poem from the Harvard Review and do a one-woman interpretation of all 7 Harry Potter books in 1 minute.

I will also serve an apple pie. I make them from scratch. They’re famous. 

So…anything from reading a short story to showing off your culinary skills to being a freak to playing the keyboard to doing standup, is perfect. 

to participate: email ChicksUnitedNationalTheater@gmail.com