Join the Chicks United National  Theater for an all-girl talent  show and holiday party. CUNT  Yearbooks will distributed  featuring each talented broad.

 The show will begin with the  bookish types, after all,  READING IS SEXY.  And will  climax with a striptease, and  end with some comedy.  There  will be pie baking, song  singing, and after the show, we  will sock hop like we’re fresh  oughtta Compton.

Address: 132 N. 5th Street (right off the Bedford L and on the corner of Bedford & N. 5th)

When: 8 PM Sunday, December 13th, 2009

Who: Chick UNITED National Theater

????: 713.628.0017

@#)@#(FUCKMEAPWESA##: ChicksUnitedNationalTheater@gmail.com